09 June, 2017

Letters from Trumplandia 12: Job Application - Real Life (Poem Draft)




Name:                                      Mick Parsons
Current Occupation:               Me
Education:
1.      Three wizards
2.      Four wood nymphs
3.      A pirate-killing siren
4.      A band of pirates
5.      One mad prophet
6.      Various and sundry outlaws, cutthroats, and saints

Career Objective:                    Keep all the pieces of my soul in one place
Salary Expectations:                Coffee. Beans. Beer. One Granny Smith  apple a day.
Hobbies and Interests:           
Omnidirectional pathless cartography; gardening; self-recrimination; reading
Are you legally permitted to work in the United States?
                                                My permit is tucked in my left boot.
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If you like what you're reading here, check out my work for sale on Amazon: www.amazon.com/author/mickparsons You can also throw a little in the tip jar:
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