Name: Mick Parsons
Current Occupation: Me
1. Three wizards
2. Four wood nymphs
3. A pirate-killing siren
4. A band of pirates
5. One mad prophet
6. Various and sundry outlaws, cutthroats, and saints
Career Objective: Keep all the pieces of my soul in one place
Salary Expectations: Coffee. Beans. Beer. One Granny Smith apple a day.
Hobbies and Interests:
Omnidirectional pathless cartography; gardening; self-recrimination; reading
Are you legally permitted to work in the United States?
My permit is tucked in my left boot.
If you like what you're reading here, check out my work for sale on Amazon: www.amazon.com/author/mickparsons You can also throw a little in the tip jar: